Celebrity Bride Wars: Brangelina Vs. Jenustin

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The war is over! Newly engaged couples, Jenustin (Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux) & Brangelina (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie) have gotten engaged four months apart! Both couples are known for being extremely secretive, so the main question is ‘who will get married first?’

To be honest, I don’t care who ties the knot first; I’m just happy that Jennifer is no longer stuck in a scandalous love triangle. Brad Pitt’s loss was someone else’s gain. After many failed relationships, the former husband and wife have now found their ‘happily ever after’ with their respective better halves. Aside from who will be first to marry, what kind of dress and lingerie will each bride be wearing?

While Jennifer and Angelina are very classy, their sense of fashion is completely opposite. I imagine Jennifer in something soft like a classic sweetheart neckline with a seamless ivory finish. Jennifer is petite but has great curves so I’m sure she’ll want to emphasize it in a long dress with a clean structure. We hope Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow help Rachel – I mean Jennifer – pick out her fabulous wedding dress. I’m sure they won’t be shopping at discount bridal stores with an emergency whistle, this time around.

As for her lingerie, I picture her in a VERY sexy set by Valisere including strapless white bra with a low rise thong and a matching high-waisted garter belt with sheer silk stockings. Jennifer’s style is more modern with a smooth and feminine grace. I can see Justin and Jennifer riding off into the golden sunset while on his motorcycle with a ‘Just Married’ sign hanging in back!

From left: Maggie Sottero Wedding Gown, Jennifer Aniston at the 2012 AFI Awards, Shape Sensation Bra, Thong, and Garter Belt from Valisere, Available at Nowthatslingerie.com

While Angelina portrays a classy and chic style now, she wasn’t always that way. Our former bad girl was into a darker lifestyle with a little more edge. Now, as a mother of six, we imagine her ‘darker’ side has been put on hold to adopt children. Her wild side probably only comes out during nap time! We picture her in a sweetheart off-the-shoulder lace dress, with delicate beading.

After many years in the spotlight, what can she wear that she hasn’t already shown off on the red carpet? Perhaps she’ll decide to go for another high rise slit to show off that amazing right leg of hers! The audience might even be fortunate enough to watch her pause at the altar for an extra 30 seconds, giving everyone a sneak peak of her toned thigh before she’s officially off the market.

From left: Lace-Up Back Corset with Black Lace by Grenier Lingerie, Available at Nowthatslingerie.com, Angelina Jolie at the 2012 Oscars, Pronovias Wedding Gown

As for her lingerie…I see her taking on a naughtier overall look. I wouldn’t be surprised if she wore a ruby red sheer lace bra with the matching panty like this set by Naturana. I could also picture her in a sexy Black and White corset with lace-up back by Grenier; it’s partially white, keeping with her bridal theme but it has some black to keep with her inner ‘kinky side’. Ideally, she’d probably pair it with a whip and sky high Louboutins …but that’s another blog for another time.

Whose style would you rather emulate? Tell us!

Felicia

felicia@nowthatslingerie.com

Sources

 

Friends Episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMHDW3xG0M

Picture of Jennifer Aniston at the 2012 AFI Awards:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/jennifer-aniston-cleavage-afi-awards-photos_n_1580445.html

Picture of Angelina Jolie at the 2012 Oscars:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/angelina-jolie-oscars-leg-pose-red-carpet-photos-brad-pitt_n_1304316.html

Maggie Sottero Wedding Gown:

http://www.maggiesottero.com/dress.aspx?style=A3476

Pronovias Wedding Gown:

http://www.pronovias.co.za/wedding-dress/deva2013.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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